Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Green mimosas i think yes
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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