Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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