i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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