He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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