Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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