oh god the rape fog is back!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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