I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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