He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
