i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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