I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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