Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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