Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
