I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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