I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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