He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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