Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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