my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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