That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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