Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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