If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My cat gives me a boner
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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