we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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