Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have already put on my inside pants.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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