I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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