omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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