just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I am available for nakedness
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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