WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
