I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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