Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Randomize
