Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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