STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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