My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
