Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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