I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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