North Korea, Best Korea!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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