Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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