I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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