at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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