I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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