Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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