I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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