You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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