there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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