Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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