none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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