This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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