Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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