she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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