This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I don't deserve a penis
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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