i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
