Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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