Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I intend to get homeless drunk
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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